on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.
i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones
i’m so glad this has taken off because
i was right
IT WAS FOR SCIENCE
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!
"this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor."
I’m kind of annoyed that my aunt commented on my status about what happened last night and told me to be careful. I was fucking careful and it still fucking happened.
How about instead of telling girls to be careful, people tell guys not to harass and scare women.
Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the world?
the world wars were white
remember the white countries japan, china, egypt, libya, morocco, iraq, brazil, the phillipines, thailand, vietnam, burma and ethiopia in the world wars
study study study